Archer, Thursdays on FX.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Archer: Jesus Krieger, you’re still taping bum fights?
Krieger: No, now I’m into something… darker.
Archer: Don't you want a grandkid?
Malory: Well, if I did, I'd just scrape all your previous mishaps into a big pile and knit a onesie for it.
Archer: ...Jesus Christ.
‘M’.. as in ‘MANCY’!
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Cheryl: What Whaaat
Malory (from the other room): Pam!
Pam: That’s not me!
Cheryl: Yes it is!
Malory (from the other room): Pam, I swear to God…!
Cheryl: Yeah, quit screwing around, Pam! This is serious
Malory: ISIS isn't your own personal travel agency. It doesn't exist just so you can jet off to.. Whore Island.
Archer: ...
Malory: Sterling?
Archer: Hrm? Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island.
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Hey you. Yeah, you. Why aren’t you watching Archer? You should be. It’s hilarious.
